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[ I will pretty this up later ]

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[artfulironicist]

timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

TT: Has Jake contacted you?

[zuipperpips]

TG: no
TG: wait
TG: y there he si

[artfulironicist]

TT: Right.
TT: I have every reason to believe he's going to make a proposition to you, if he hasn't made one already to my brother or Karkat.

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TG: rly
TG: i dont think so
TG: i mean come ON thsi si jake
TG: were gonna be besties afgain all of us like nuthin happened

[artfulironicist]

TT: My suspicions are not unfounded.
TT: He brought it up with me.
TT: I have no doubt that he will continue to be the best of buddies with all of us, I am only concerned with his initial reaction.

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TG: wita
TG: wait8
TG: **
TG: do you mean
TG: he went up to you an said
TG: my fine fellow i mucha ppreicated the shenans and boondogglin that went on
TG: shall we proceed to amke tha nastay
TG: or whatever

[artfulironicist]

TT: Essentially, although I think I might have accidentally led the conversation in that direction.
TT: I'm accustomed to making ironic vague allusions because he never picks up on them.
TT: Only this time he did, and he decided that meant we should, his words, 'go steady'.
TT: I'm trying to determine if he actually thinks I'm his last fuckin' choice or something.

SIMULTANEOUSLY

[scrums_and_whatnot]

*Takes your hand and kisses it*
Good evening miss lalonde!
Could i have a word?

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TG: thass the jake i knwo
TG: always a fuckin gennleman
TG: sure take all the wods u want

[scrums_and_whatnot]

GT: I just wanted to be sure that nothing that happened over the last few days is going to cause any kind of crimp in our friendship.
GT: Because i really wouldnt want a virus to bone up anything between us.
GT: You and distri and ms crocker are really important to me.
GT: And right now i really dont know what to think to be honest!

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TG: aaahhhhhhhh
TG: yeh u wouldnt
TG: lmao
TG: yeah we are liek
TG: totes cool
TG: as always i am your palest of lals
TG: *accurate
TG: i mean what the fuck would that evne change
TG: havin the sloppy makeotuts for a few days
TG: with your cute as hell bffsies
TG: if that changed nething thersed be a shitting arena battle 4 da englips
TG: *thered

[scrums_and_whatnot]

GT: Oh thank goodness that is such a relief you dont even know!
GT: Im so glad that were still the palest of pals in your whipper snapper parlance.
GT: I think i managed to smooth things over with karkat.
GT: And dave seems pretty against any future sloppy makeouts which i guess narrows the playing field at least if you know what i mean.
GT: But im having this uncomfortable feeling about mr strider.
GT: Then again i always have so much trouble understanding what that man is thinking!

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TG: its easy
TG: hes always thinkin in twistyass knots
TG: so just forget everthin u know bout thinkin thoughs
TG: an thants how he works
TG: *lol sry drunka s skunks

[scrums_and_whatnot]

GT: Just when are you not completely scrooched not that theres anything wrong with that if thats what you want to do.
GT: I dont really know if your advice is going to help though.
GT: I want things to be okay between us but hes always so hard to read!
GT: I cant tell if hes upset or not and i cant fix it.

[ DREAMWIDTH PM OR SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN KNOW it's text anyway ]

[not_that_lockon]

So how are things, my fellow revolutionary?

lateeeeeeeeeee

[zuipperpips]

omg look @ us
jus a coupel a hot + sexy babes off to desitory the establishment
*destroy

no such thing owo

[not_that_lockon]

Just like any other Tuesday, really.

Name's Lyle, now that we're not being forced into anonymity. You?

[devil_fucking_dickens]

Whenever you have a chance miss roxy i would love a chance to shoot the weather with you.

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lmao u nerd
im always here 4 u <333
wats up?

[devil_fucking_dickens]

That is incredibly relieving to hear i cannot even begin to tell you.

So lets say just for experiments sake that the whole world seems to think your boyfriend is a pretty terrible person for actions that took place long before you met him.
And they all tell you he is a liar and dangerous and not to be trusted and all around a gentleman of four outs.
Yet he doesnt seem to be feeding you any wooden nickels when he tells you how much he regrets it all.
How exactly should one handle this situation?
I mean i trust eridan quite a bit hes never given me reason not to.
But the rest of the world seems to think me a downright dumb dora for doing so!

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jesus tittyfuckin christ are u datin eridan
where the FUCK have i been

[devil_fucking_dickens]

See thats the general response i get!
Though at least yours isnt followed with a barrage telling me all the reasons why this is a terrible idea.
If it is a terrible idea by jove its one im going to test the merits of on my own!

Anyway i dont think many people know so its not that youre exactly off the wire.
Its only been recently.

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bro i love u
u know that
but u gotta admit ur like some kinda datin roomba
like youll legit jus go OH U WANNA GET UR MACK ON W ME
BY JOVE THAT SOUNDS JUST BANG UP THE ELEPHANT LETS INTRODUCE MY WHIRLYGIGS TO UR TWIDDLE-DIDDLES
speakin of eridan refused to tell me what troll junk looks like
so if ur gonna test the merits anyways i require a full report on my desk by the weekend

1/2

[devil_fucking_dickens]

[It takes him a few minutes to process this.]

[devil_fucking_dickens]

Whoa slow down ms lalonde!
Roxy i would NEVER suggest someone bang up the elephant that is just not very gentlemanly i have to say.
And considering eridan is the first fellow ive shown any interest in since things went down south with our pal dirk i think your insinuation is hardly on the level.
All that candy colored chicanery aside of course but whose even counting that?

And i am certainly not going to rush things with my boyfriend just to give you an account of his unmentionables!